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Alchemy Lab upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
AntimonyOwn 1 alchemy lab750 billionAlchemy labs are twice as efficient. "Actually worth a lot of mony."22
Essence of doughOwn 5 alchemy labs3.75 trillionAlchemy labs are twice as efficient. "Extracted through the 5 ancient steps of alchemical baking."23
True chocolateOwn 25 alchemy labs37.5 trillionAlchemy labs are twice as efficient. "The purest form of cacao."24
AmbrosiaOwn 50 alchemy labs3.75 quadrillionAlchemy labs are twice as efficient. "Adding this to the cookie mix is sure to make them even more addictive! Perhaps dangerously so. Let's hope you can keep selling these legally."49
Aqua crustulaeOwn 100 alchemy labs375 quadrillionAlchemy labs are twice as efficient. "Careful with the dosing - one drop too much and you get muffins. And nobody likes muffins."115
Origin crucibleOwn 150 alchemy labs37.5 quintillionAlchemy labs are twice as efficient. "Built from the rarest of earths and located at the very deepest of the largest mountain, this legendary crucible is said to retain properties from the big-bang itself."197
Theory of atomic fluidityOwn 200 alchemy labs37.5 sextillionAlchemy labs are twice as efficient. "Pushing alchemy to its most extreme limits, you find that everything is transmutable into anything else - lead to gold, mercury to water; more importantly, you realize that anything can -and should- be converted to cookies."302
Beige gooOwn 250 alchemy labs37.5 septillionAlchemy labs are twice as efficient. "Well now you've done it. Good job. Very nice. That's 3 galaxies you've just converted into cookies. Good thing you can hop from universe to universe."315
The advent of chemistryOwn 300 alchemy labs37.5 octillionAlchemy labs are twice as efficient. "You know what? That whole alchemy nonsense was a load of baseless rubbish. Dear god, what were you thinking?"436
On second thoughtOwn 350 alchemy labs37.5 nonillionAlchemy labs are twice as efficient. "Disregard that last upgrade, alchemy is where it's at! Your eggheads just found a way to transmute children's nightmares into rare metals!"488
Public bettermentOwn 400 alchemy labs375 decillionAlchemy labs are twice as efficient. "Why do we keep trying to change useless matter into cookies, or cookies into even better cookies? Clearly, the way of the future is to change the people who eat the cookies into people with a greater understanding, appreciation and respect for the cookies they're eating. Into the vat you go!"514
Hermetic reconciliationOwn 450 alchemy labs3.75 duodecillionAlchemy labs are twice as efficient. "It's time for modern science and the mystical domains of the occult to work together at last. What do gravitons transmute into? What if alkahest is pH-neutral? Should a homunculus have the right to vote? And other exciting questions coming to you soon, whether you like it or not."670
Chromatic cyclingOwn 500 alchemy labs37.5 tredecillionAlchemy labs are twice as efficient. "All states of matter exist in a continuous loop. Having learned how to cycle through them, all you have to do is to freeze matter right on the state you need. For reference, the cookie state of matter is situated at precisely 163.719, right between lamellar gas and metaplasma."708

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Antimatter Condenser upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
Sugar bosonsOwn 1 antimatter condenser1.7 quadrillionAntimatter condensers are twice as efficient. "Sweet firm bosons."99
String theoryOwn 5 antimatter condensers8.5 quadrillionAntimatter condensers are twice as efficient. "Reveals new insight about the true meaning of baking cookies (and, as a bonus, the structure of the universe)."100
Large macaron colliderOwn 25 antimatter condensers85 quadrillionAntimatter condensers are twice as efficient. "How singular!"101
Big bang bakeOwn 50 antimatter condensers8.5 quintillionAntimatter condensers are twice as efficient. "And that's how it all began."102
Reverse cyclotronsOwn 100 antimatter condensers850 quintillionAntimatter condensers are twice as efficient. "These can uncollision particles and unspin atoms. For... uh... better flavor, and stuff."118
NanocosmicsOwn 150 antimatter condensers85 sextillionAntimatter condensers are twice as efficient. "The theory of nanocosmics posits that each subatomic particle is in fact its own self-contained universe, holding unfathomable amounts of energy."200
The PulseOwn 200 antimatter condensers85 septillionAntimatter condensers are twice as efficient. "You've tapped into the very pulse of the cosmos, a timeless rhythm along which every material and antimaterial thing beats in unison. This, somehow, means more cookies."305
Some other super-tiny fundamental particle? Probably?Own 250 antimatter condensers85 octillionAntimatter condensers are twice as efficient. "When even the universe is running out of ideas, that's when you know you're nearing the end."318
Quantum combOwn 300 antimatter condensers85 nonillionAntimatter condensers are twice as efficient. "Quantum entanglement is one of those things that are so annoying to explain that we might honestly be better off without it. This is finally possible thanks to the quantum comb!"439
Baking Nobel prizeOwn 350 antimatter condensers85 decillionAntimatter condensers are twice as efficient. "What better way to sponsor scientific growth than to motivate those smarmy nerds with a meaningless award! What's more, each prize comes with a fine print lifelong exclusive contract to come work for you (or else)!"491
The definite moleculeOwn 400 antimatter condensers850 undecillionAntimatter condensers are twice as efficient. "Your scientists have found a way to pack a cookie into one single continuous molecule, opening exciting new prospects in both storage and flavor despite the fact that these take up to a whole year to digest."517
Flavor itselfOwn 450 antimatter condensers8.5 tredecillionAntimatter condensers are twice as efficient. "Deep under the earth, in the most sterile laboratory, in the most vast and expensive particle accelerator ever devised, your scientists have synthesized -for a fraction of a second- the physical manifestation of pure flavor. Highly unstable, and gone in a puff of radioactive energy, it nonetheless left your team shivering with awe... and hunger."673
Delicious pullOwn 500 antimatter condensers85 quattuordecillionAntimatter condensers are twice as efficient. "In addition to the 4 fundamental forces of the universe - gravity, electromagnetism, weak and strong interactions- your scientists have at long last confirmed the existence of a fifth one, mediated by sugar bosons; it dictates that any two masses of ingredient-like matter will, given enough time, eventually meet each other to produce a third, even tastier substance. Your team enthusiastically names it the delicious pull."711

Bank upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
Taller tellersOwn 1 bank14 millionBanks are twice as efficient. "Able to process a higher amount of transactions. Careful though, as taller tellers tell tall tales."232
Scissor-resistant credit cardsOwn 5 banks70 millionBanks are twice as efficient. "For those truly valued customers."233
Acid-proof vaultsOwn 25 banks700 millionBanks are twice as efficient. "You know what they say : better safe than sorry."234
Chocolate coinsOwn 50 banks70 billionBanks are twice as efficient. "This revolutionary currency is much easier to melt from and into ingots - and tastes much better, for a change."235
Exponential interest ratesOwn 100 banks7 trillionBanks are twice as efficient. "Can't argue with mathematics! Now fork it over."236
Financial zenOwn 150 banks700 trillionBanks are twice as efficient. "The ultimate grail of economic thought; the feng shui of big money, the stock market yoga - the Heimlich maneuver of dimes and nickels."237
Way of the walletOwn 200 banks700 quadrillionBanks are twice as efficient. "This new monetary school of thought is all the rage on the banking scene; follow its precepts and you may just profit from it."298
The stuff rationaleOwn 250 banks700 quintillionBanks are twice as efficient. "If not now, when? If not it, what? If not things... stuff?"311
Edible moneyOwn 300 banks700 sextillionBanks are twice as efficient. "It's really quite simple; you make all currency too delicious not to eat, solving world hunger and inflation in one fell swoop!"432
Grand supercycleOwn 350 banks700 septillionBanks are twice as efficient. "We let the public think these are complicated financial terms when really we're just rewarding the bankers with snazzy bicycles for a job well done. It's only natural after you built those fancy gold swimming pools for them, where they can take a dip and catch Kondratiev waves."484
Rules of acquisitionOwn 400 banks7 nonillionBanks are twice as efficient. "Rule 387 : a cookie baked is a cookie kept."510
Altruistic loopOwn 450 banks70 decillionBanks are twice as efficient. "You control so many branches of the global economy and legislative bodies that, through a particularly creative loophole, donating money (to yourself) grants you even more cash in tax deductions than you started with!"666
Diminishing tax returnsOwn 500 banks700 undecillionBanks are twice as efficient. "Wow, they're tiny! Wish you'd thought of that sooner!"704

Chancemaker upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
Your lucky cookieOwn 1 chancemaker260 quadrillionChancemakers are twice as efficient. "This is the first cookie you've ever baked. It holds a deep sentimental value and, after all this time, an interesting smell. "416
"All Bets Are Off" magic coinOwn 5 chancemakers1.3 quintillionChancemakers are twice as efficient. "A coin that always lands on the other side when flipped. Not heads, not tails, not the edge. The other side."417
Winning lottery ticketOwn 25 chancemakers13 quintillionChancemakers are twice as efficient. "What lottery? THE lottery, that's what lottery! Only lottery that matters!"418
Four-leaf clover fieldOwn 50 chancemakers1.3 sextillionChancemakers are twice as efficient. "No giant monsters here, just a whole lot of lucky grass."419
A recipe book about booksOwn 100 chancemakers130 sextillionChancemakers are twice as efficient. "Tip the scales in your favor with 28 creative new ways to cook the book"420
Leprechaun villageOwn 150 chancemakers13 septillionChancemakers are twice as efficient. "You've finally become accepted among the local leprechauns, who lend you their mythical luck as a sign of friendship (as well as some rather foul-tasting tea)."421
Improbability driveOwn 200 chancemakers13 octillionChancemakers are twice as efficient. "A strange engine that turns statistics on their head. Recommended by the Grandmother's Guide to the Bakery."422
AntisuperstistronicsOwn 250 chancemakers13 nonillionChancemakers are twice as efficient. "An exciting new field of research that makes unlucky things lucky. No mirror unbroken, no ladder unwalked under!"423
BunnypedesOwn 300 chancemakers13 decillionChancemakers are twice as efficient. "You've taken to breeding rabbits with hundreds of paws, which makes them intrinsically very lucky and thus a very handy (if very disturbing) pet."441
Revised probabilisticsOwn 350 chancemakers13 undecillionChancemakers are twice as efficient. "Either something happens or it doesn't. That's a 50% chance! This suddenly makes a lot of unlikely things very possible."493
0-sided diceOwn 400 chancemakers130 duodecillionChancemakers are twice as efficient. "The advent of the 0-sided dice has had unexpected and tumultuous effects on the gambling community, and saw experts around the world calling you both a genius and an imbecile."519
A touch of determinismOwn 450 chancemakers1.3 quattuordecillionChancemakers are twice as efficient. "By knowing the exact position and movement of every particle in the universe, you're able to predict everything that can ever happen, leaving nothing to chance. This was a doozy to pull off mind you, but it's helped you win 50 bucks at the horse races so you could say it's already paying off."675
On a streakOwn 500 chancemakers13 quindecillionChancemakers are twice as efficient. "Take a moment to appreciate how far you've come. How lucky you've been so far. It doesn't take a genius statistician to extrapolate a trend from this. There's no way anything bad could happen to you now. Right?"713

Clicking Upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
Plastic mouse1,000 hand-made cookies50,000Clicking gains +1% of your CpS . "Slightly squeaky."75
Iron mouse100,000 hand-made cookies5 millionClicking gains +1% of your CpS . "Click like it's 1,349!"76
Titanium mouse10 million hand-made cookies500 millionClicking gains +1% of your CpS . "Heavy, but powerful."77
Adamantium mouse1 billion hand-made cookies50 billionClicking gains +1% of your CpS . "You could cut diamond with these."78
Unobtainium mouse100 billion hand-made cookies5 trillionClicking gains +1% of your CpS . "These nice mice should suffice."119
Eludium mouse10 trillion hand-made cookies500 trillionClicking gains +1% of your CpS .. "I rodent do that if I were you."190
Wishalloy mouse1 quadrillion hand-made cookies50 quadrillionClicking gains +1% of your CpS .. "Clicking is fine and dandy, but don't smash your mouse over it. Get your game on. Go play."191
Fantasteel mouse100 quadrillion hand-made cookies5 quintillionClicking gains +1% of your CpS .. "You could be clicking using your touchpad and we'd be none the wiser."366
Nevercrack mouse10 quintillion hand-made cookies500 quintillionClicking gains +1% of your CpS .. "How much beefier can you make a mouse until it's considered a rat?"367
Armythril mouse1 sextillion hand-made cookies50 sextillionClicking gains +1% of your CpS .. "This one takes about 53 people to push it around and another 48 to jump down on the button and trigger a click. You could say it's got some heft to it."427
Technobsidian mouse100 sextillion hand-made cookies5 septillionClicking gains +1% of your CpS . "A highly advanced mouse of sophisticated design. Only one thing on its mind : to click."460
Plasmarble mouse10 septillion hand-made cookies500 septillionClicking gains +1% of your CpS . "A shifting blur in the corner of your eye, this mouse can trigger a flurry of clicks when grazed by even the slightest breeze."461
Miraculite mouse1 octillion hand-made cookies50 octillionClicking gains +1% of your CpS "Composed of a material that neither science nor philosophy is equipped to conceptualize. And boy, does it ever click."661

Cookie Clicker game mechanics

CookiesCookie Clicker Clicking Buildings
GeneralAchievements CpS Milk Golden Cookies News Ticker Options Cheating Sugar Lump
UpgradesUpgrades overview Multipliers: Flavored Cookies Kittens Research: Grandmapocalypse Wrath Cookies Wrinklers Shiny wrinklers
AscensionAscension Heavenly Chips Challenge Mode
SeasonsSeasons overview Valentine's Day Business Day Easter Halloween Christmas
MinigamesMinigames overview Garden Stock Market Pantheon Grimoire
Further readingGameplay This box: view talk edit

Cursor upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
Reinforced index fingerOwn 1 cursor100The mouse and cursors are twice as efficient. "prod prod"0
Carpal tunnel prevention creamOwn 1 cursor500The mouse and cursors are twice as efficient. "it... it hurts to click..."1
AmbidextrousOwn 10 cursors10,000The mouse and cursors are twice as efficient. "Look ma, both hands!"2
Thousand fingersOwn 25 cursors100,000The mouse and cursors gain +0.1 cookies for each non-cursor object owned. "clickity"3
Million fingersOwn 50 cursors10 millionMultiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 5 . "clickityclickity"4
Billion fingersOwn 100 cursors100 millionMultiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 10 . "clickityclickityclickity"5
Trillion fingersOwn 150 cursors1 billionMultiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20 . "clickityclickityclickityclickity"6
Quadrillion fingersOwn 200 cursors10 billionMultiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20 . "clickityclickityclickityclickityclick"43
Quintillion fingersOwn 250 cursors10 trillionMultiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20 . "man, just go click click click click click, its real easy, man."82
Sextillion fingersOwn 300 cursors10 quadrillionMultiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20 . "sometimes things just click"109
Septillion fingersOwn 350 cursors10 quintillionMultiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20 . ""188
Octillion fingersOwn 400 cursors10 sextillionMultiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20 .. "Turns out you can quite put your finger on it."189
Nonillion fingersOwn 450 cursors10 septillionMultiplies the gain from Thousand fingers by 20 . "Only for the freakiest handshakes."660

Dragon Upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
A crumbly egg1 million cookies earned and "How to bake your dragon" purchased25Unlocks the cookie dragon egg . "Thank you for adopting this robust, fun-loving cookie dragon! It will bring you years of joy and entertainment. Keep in a dry and cool place, and away from other house pets. Subscription to home insurance is strongly advised."324
Dragon scaleRandom drop from petting Krumblor1800 x CpS (x 0.1 if max level dragon)Cookie production multiplier +3% . Cost scales with CpS, but 10 times cheaper with a fully-trained dragon. "Your dragon sheds these regularly, so this one probably won't be missed. Note: icon not to scale."648
Dragon clawRandom drop from petting Krumblor1800 x CpS (x 0.1 if max level dragon)Clicks are +3% more powerful . Cost scales with CpS, but 10 times cheaper with a fully-trained dragon. "Will grow back in a few days' time. A six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, from the middle toe. So you know, try to show a little respect."649
Dragon fangRandom drop from petting Krumblor1800 x CpS (x 0.1 if max level dragon)+3% golden cookie gains. Dragon harvest and Dragonflight are 10% stronger . Cost scales with CpS, but 10 times cheaper with a fully-trained dragon. "Just a fallen baby tooth your dragon wanted you to have, as a gift. It might be smaller than an adult tooth, but it's still frighteningly sharp - and displays some awe-inspiring cavities, which you might expect from a creature made out of sweets."650
Dragon teddy bearRandom drop from petting Krumblor1800 x CpS (x 0.1 if max level dragon)+3% random drops. Cost scales with CpS, but 10 times cheaper with a fully-trained dragon. "Your dragon used to sleep with this. Now it's time for you to have it. Crafted in the likelihood of a fearsome beast. Stuffed with magical herbs picked long ago by a wandering wizard. Woven from elven yarn and a polyester blend."651

Factory upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
Sturdier conveyor beltsOwn 1 factory1.3 millionFactories are twice as efficient. "You're going places."13
Child laborOwn 5 factories6.5 millionFactories are twice as efficient. "Cheaper, healthier workforce."14
SweatshopOwn 25 factories65 millionFactories are twice as efficient. "Slackers will be terminated."15
Radium reactorsOwn 50 factories6.5 billionFactories are twice as efficient. "Gives your cookies a healthy glow."46
RecombobulatorsOwn 100 factories650 billionFactories are twice as efficient. "A major part of cookie recombobulation."112
Deep-bake processOwn 150 factories65 trillionFactories are twice as efficient. "A patented process increasing cookie yield two-fold for the same amount of ingredients. Don't ask how, don't take pictures, and be sure to wear your protective suit."194
Cyborg workforceOwn 200 factories65 quadrillionFactories are twice as efficient. "Semi-synthetic organisms don't slack off, don't unionize, and have 20% shorter lunch breaks, making them ideal labor fodder."297
78-hour daysOwn 250 factories65 quintillionFactories are twice as efficient. "Why didn't we think of this earlier?"310
Machine learningOwn 300 factories65 sextillionFactories are twice as efficient. "You figured you might get better productivity if you actually told your workers to learn how to work the machines. Sometimes, it's the little things..."431
Brownie point systemOwn 350 factories65 septillionFactories are twice as efficient. "Oh, these are lovely! You can now reward your factory employees for good behavior, such as working overtime or snitching on coworkers. 58 brownie points gets you a little picture of a brownie, and 178 of those pictures gets you an actual brownie piece for you to do with as you please! Infantilizing? Maybe. Oodles of fun? You betcha!"483
"Volunteer" internsOwn 400 factories650 octillionFactories are twice as efficient. "If you're bad at something, always do it for free."509
Behavioral reframingOwn 450 factories6.5 decillionFactories are twice as efficient. "Through careful social engineering you've convinced your workers that "union" is a slur that only the most vile and repugnant filth among us would ever dare utter! Sometimes progress isn't in the big machines, it's in the little lies!"665
The infinity engineOwn 500 factories6 undecillionFactories are twice as efficient. "In this house, I guess we don't care much for the laws of thermodynamics."703

Farm upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
Cheap hoesOwn 1 farm11,000Farms are twice as efficient. "Rake in the dough!"10
FertilizerOwn 5 farms55,000Farms are twice as efficient. "It's chocolate, I swear."11
Cookie treesOwn 25 farms550,000Farms are twice as efficient. "A relative of the breadfruit."12
Genetically-modified cookiesOwn 50 farms55 millionFarms are twice as efficient. "All-natural mutations."45
Gingerbread scarecrowsOwn 100 farms5.5 billionFarms are twice as efficient. "Staring at your crops with mischievous glee."111
Pulsar sprinklersOwn 150 farms550 billionFarms are twice as efficient. "There's no such thing as over-watering. The moistest is the bestest."193
Fudge fungusOwn 200 farms550 trillionFarms are twice as efficient. "A sugary parasite whose tendrils help cookie growth. Please do not breathe in the spores. In case of spore ingestion, seek medical help within the next 36 seconds."295
Wheat triffidsOwn 250 farms550 quadrillionFarms are twice as efficient. "Taking care of crops is so much easier when your plants can just walk about and help around the farm. Do not pet. Do not feed. Do not attempt to converse with."308
Humane pesticidesOwn 300 farms550 quintillionFarms are twice as efficient. "Made by people, for people, from people and ready to unleash some righteous scorching pain on those pesky insects that so deserve it."429
BarnstarsOwn 350 farms550 sextillionFarms are twice as efficient. "Ah, yes. These help quite a bit. Somehow."481
LindwormsOwn 400 farms5.5 octillionFarms are twice as efficient. "You have to import these from far up north, but they really help areate the soil!"507
Global seed vaultOwn 450 farms55 nonillionFarms are twice as efficient. "An enormous genetic repository that could outlive an apocalypse. Guarantees the survival of your empire, or at the very least its agricultural components, should civilization fall. Which should be any day now."663
Reverse-veganismOwn 500 farms550 decillionFarms are twice as efficient. "Plants aren't for eating, plants are for exploitative agriculture and astronomical profit margins!."701

Fortune upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
Fortune 001Random fortune from news ticker1.167 nonillionCursors are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper. "Fingers are not the only thing you can count on."621
Fortune 002Random fortune from news ticker7.778 nonillionGrandmas are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper. "A wrinkle is a crack in a mundane facade."622
Fortune 003Random fortune from news ticker85.556 nonillionFarms are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper. "The seeds of tomorrow already lie within the seeds of today."623
Fortune 004Random fortune from news ticker933,333 nonillionMines are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper. "Riches from deep under elevate you all the same."624
Fortune 005Random fortune from news ticker10.111 decillionFactories are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper. "True worth is not in what you find, but in what you make."625
Fortune 006Random fortune from news ticker108.889 decillionBanks are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper. "The value of money means nothing to a pocket."626
Fortune 007Random fortune from news ticker1.556 undecillionTemples are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper. "Not all guides deserve worship."627
Fortune 008Random fortune from news ticker25.667 undecillionWizard towers are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper. "Magic is about two things - showmanship, and rabbits."628
Fortune 009Random fortune from news ticker396.667 undecillionShipments are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper. "Every mile travelled expands the mind by just as much."629
Fortune 010Random fortune from news ticker5.833 duodecillionAlchemy labs are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper. "Don't get used to yourself. You're gonna have to change."630
Fortune 011Random fortune from news ticker77.778 duodecillionPortals are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper. "Every doorway is a gamble. Tread with care."631
Fortune 012Random fortune from news ticker1.089 tredecillionTime machines are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper. "DO your future self a favor; they'll thank you for it."632
Fortune 013Random fortune from news ticker13.222 tredecillionAntimatter condensers are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper. "The world is made of what we put into it."633
Fortune 014Random fortune from news ticker163.333 tredecillionPrisms are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper. "Staring at a dazzling light can blind you back to darkness."634
Fortune 015Random fortune from news ticker2.022 quattuordecillionChancemakers are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper. "Don't leave to blind chance what you could accomplish with deaf skill."635
Fortune 016Random fortune from news ticker24.111 quattuordecillionFractal engines are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper. "It's good to see yourself in others. Remember to see yourself in yourself, too."636
Fortune 017Random fortune from news ticker5.522 quindecillionJavascript consoles are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper. "If things aren't working out for you, rewrite the rules."637
Fortune 018Random fortune from news ticker933.333 quindecillionIdleverses are 7% more efficient and 7% cheaper. "There's plenty of everyone, but only one of you."698
Fortune 100Random fortune from news ticker86,400 x CpS (Max: 7.778 decillion )Upgrades and buildings cost -1% ; you gain +1% CpS. "True wealth is counted in gifts."638
Fortune 101Random fortune from news ticker86,400 x CpS (Max: 7.778 undecillion )You gain +7% CpS. "Some people dream of fortunes; other dream of cookies."639
Fortune 102Random fortune from news ticker86,400 x CpS (Max: 7.778 duodecillion )You gain +1% of your regular CpS while the game is closed (provided you have the Twin Gates of Transcendence heavenly upgrade) . "Help, I'm trapped in a browser game!"640
Fortune 103Random fortune from news ticker86,400 x CpS (Max: 7.778 tredecillion )You gain more CpS the more milk you have. "Don't believe the superstitions; all cats are good luck."641
Fortune 104Random fortune from news ticker86,400 x CpS (Max: 7.778 duodecillion )Clicking gains +1% of your CpS . "Remember to stay in touch."642

Fractal Engine upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
MetabakeriesOwn 1 fractal engine3.1 quintillionFractal engines are twice as efficient. "They practically bake themselves!"522
Mandelbrown sugarOwn 5 fractal engines15.5 quintillionFractal engines are twice as efficient. "A substance that displays useful properties such as fractal sweetness and instant contact lethality."523
FractoidsOwn 25 fractal engines155 quintillionFractal engines are twice as efficient. "Here's a frun fract : all in all, these were a terrible idea."524
Nested universe theoryOwn 50 fractal engines15.5 sextillionFractal engines are twice as efficient. "Asserts that each subatomic particle is host to a whole new universe, and therefore, another limitless quantity of cookies. This somehow stacks with the theory of nanocosmics, because physics."525
Menger sponge cakeOwn 100 fractal engines1.55 septillionFractal engines are twice as efficient. "Frighteningly absorbent thanks to its virtually infinite surface area. Keep it isolated in a dry chamber, never handle it with an open wound, and do not ever let it touch a body of water."526
One particularly good-humored cowOwn 150 fractal engines155 septillionFractal engines are twice as efficient. "This unassuming bovine was excruciatingly expensive and it may seem at first like you were ripped off. On closer inspection however, you notice that its earrings (it's wearing earrings) are actually fully functional copies of itself, each of which also wearing their own cow earrings, and so on, infinitely. It appears your dairy concerns will be taken care of for a while, although you'll have to put up with the cow's annoying snickering."527
Chocolate ouroborosOwn 200 fractal engines155 octillionFractal engines are twice as efficient. "Forever eating its own tail and digesting itself, in a metabolically dubious tale of delicious tragedy."528
NestedOwn 250 fractal engines155 nonillionFractal engines are twice as efficient. "Clever self-reference or shameful cross-promotion? This upgrade apparently has the gall to advertise a link to orteil.dashnet.org/nested , in a tooltip you can't even click."529
Space-filling fibersOwn 300 fractal engines155 decillionFractal engines are twice as efficient. "This special ingredient has the incredible ability to fill the local space perfectly, effectively eradicating hunger in those who consume it! Knowing that no hunger means no need for cookies, your marketers urge you to repurpose this product into next-level packing peanuts."530
Endless book of proseOwn 350 fractal engines155 undecillionFractal engines are twice as efficient. " "There once was a baker named . One day, there was a knock at the door; opened it and was suddenly face-to-face with a strange and menacing old grandma. The grandma opened her mouth and, in a strange little voice, started reciting this strange little tale :"531
The set of all setsOwn 400 fractal engines1.55 tredecillionFractal engines are twice as efficient. "The answer, of course, is a definite maybe."532
This upgradeOwn 450 fractal engines15 quattuordecillionFractal engines are twice as efficient. "This upgrade's flavor text likes to refer to itself, as well as to the fact that it likes to refer to itself. You should really buy this upgrade before it starts doing anything more obnoxious."676
A boxOwn 500 fractal engines155 quindecillionFractal engines are twice as efficient. "What's in that box? Why, it's a tiny replica of your office! And there's even a little you in there! And what's on the little desk... say - that's an even tinier box! And the little you is opening it, revealing an even tinier office! And in the tinier office there's- Hmm. You can think of a couple uses or this."714

Grandma types

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
Farmer grandmas15 farms and 1 grandma owned55,000Grandmas are twice as efficient. Farms gain +1% CpS per grandma. "A nice farmer to grow more cookies."57
Miner grandmas15 mines and 1 grandma owned600,000Grandmas are twice as efficient. Mines gain +1% CpS per 2 grandmas. "A nice miner to dig more cookies."58
Worker grandmas15 factories and 1 grandma owned6.5 millionGrandmas are twice as efficient. Factories gain +1% CpS per 3 grandmas. "A nice worker to manufacture more cookies."59
Banker grandmas15 banks and 1 grandma owned70 millionGrandmas are twice as efficient. Banks gain +1% CpS per 4 grandmas "A nice banker to cash in more cookies"250
Priestess grandmas15 temples and 1 grandma owned1 billionGrandmas are twice as efficient. Temples gain +1% CpS per 5 grandmas. "A nice priestess to praise the great Baker in the sky."251
Witch grandmas15 wizard towers and 1 grandma owned16.5 billionGrandmas are twice as efficient. Wizard towers gain +1% CpS per 6 grandmas. "A nice witch to cast a zip, and a zoop, and poof! Cookies."252
Cosmic grandmas15 shipments and 1 grandma owned255 billionGrandmas are twice as efficient. Shipments gain +1% CpS per 7 grandmas. "A nice thing to... uh... cookies."60
Transmuted grandmas15 alchemy labs and 1 grandma owned3.75 trillionGrandmas are twice as efficient. Alchemy labs gain +1% CpS per 8 grandmas. "A nice golden grandma to convert into more cookies."61
Altered grandmas15 portals and 1 grandma owned50 trillionGrandmas are twice as efficient. Portals gain +1% CpS per 9 grandmas. "a NiCe GrAnDmA tO bA"62
Grandmas' grandmas15 time machines and 1 grandma owned700 trillionGrandmas are twice as efficient. Time machines gain +1% CpS per 10 grandmas. "A nice grandma's nice grandma to bake double the cookies."63
Antigrandmas15 antimatter condensers and 1 grandma owned8.5 quadrillionGrandmas are twice as efficient. Antimatter condensers gain +1% CpS per 11 grandmas. "A mean antigrandma to vomit more cookies. (Do not put in contact with normal grandmas; loss of matter may occur.)"103
Rainbow grandmas15 prisms and 1 grandma owned105 quadrillionGrandmas are twice as efficient. Prisms gain +1% CpS per 12 grandmas. "A luminous grandma to sparkle into cookies."180
Lucky grandmas15 chancemakers and 1 grandma owned1.3 quintillionGrandmas are twice as efficient. Chancemakers gain +1% CpS per 13 grandmas. "A fortunate grandma that always seems to find more cookies."415
Metagrandmas15 fractal engines and 1 grandma owned15.5 quintillionGrandmas are twice as efficient. Fractal engines gain +1% CpS per 14 grandmas. "A fractal grandma to make more grandmas to make more cookies."521
Binary grandmas15 javascript consoles and 1 grandma owned3.55 sextillionGrandmas are twice as efficient. Javascript consoles gain +1% CpS per 15 grandmas. "A digital grandma to transfer more cookies. (See also : boolean grandmas, string grandmas, and not-a-number grandmas, also known as "NaNs".)"593
Alternate grandmas15 idleverses and 1 grandma owned60 sextillionGrandmas are twice as efficient. Idleverses gain +1% CpS per 16 grandmas. "A different grandma to bake something else."684

Grandma upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
Forwards from grandmaOwn 1 grandma1,000Grandmas are twice as efficient. "RE:RE:thought you'd get a kick out of this ;))"7
Steel-plated rolling pinsOwn 5 grandmas5,000Grandmas are twice as efficient. "Just what you kneaded."8
Lubricated denturesOwn 25 grandmas50,000Grandmas are twice as efficient. "squish"9
Prune juiceOwn 50 grandmas5 millionGrandmas are twice as efficient. "Gets me going."44
Double-thick glassesOwn 100 grandmas500 millionGrandmas are twice as efficient. "Oh... so THAT's what I've been baking."110
Aging agentsOwn 150 grandmas50 billionGrandmas are twice as efficient. "Counter-intuitively, grandmas have the uncanny ability to become more powerful the older they get."192
Xtreme walkersOwn 200 grandmas50 trillionGrandmas are twice as efficient. "Complete with flame decals and a little horn that goes "toot"."294
The UnbridlingOwn 250 grandmas50 quadrillionGrandmas are twice as efficient. "It might be a classic tale of bad parenting, but let's see where grandma is going with this."307
Reverse dementiaOwn 300 grandmas50 quintillionGrandmas are twice as efficient. "Extremely unsettling, and somehow even worse than the regular kind."428
Timeproof hair dyesOwn 350 grandmas50 sextillionGrandmas are twice as efficient. "Why do they always have those strange wispy pink dos? What do they know about candy floss that we don't?"480
Good mannersOwn 400 grandmas500 septillionGrandmas are twice as efficient. "Apparently these ladies are much more amiable if you take the time to learn their strange, ancient customs, which seem to involve saying "please" and "thank you" and staring at the sun with bulging eyes while muttering eldritch curses under your breath."506
Generation degenerationOwn 450 grandmas5 nonillionGrandmas are twice as efficient. "Genetic testing shows that most of your grandmas are infected with a strange degenerative disease that only seems to further their powers; the more time passes, the older they get. This should concern you."662
VisitsOwn 500 grandmas50 decillionGrandmas are twice as efficient. "In an extensive double-blind study (sample size: 12 millions), your researchers have found evidence that grandmas are up to twice as productive if you just come by and say hi once in a while. It's nice to check up on your grans! (Do not under any circumstances ingest any tea or tea-like substances the grandmas may offer you.)."700

Heavenly Chips Upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
Heavenly chip secretAscended with at least 1 earned11Unlocks 5% of the potential of your prestige levels. "Grants the knowledge of heavenly chips, and how to use them to make baking more efficient. It's a secret to everyone."129
Heavenly cookie stand"Heavenly chip secret" purchased1,111Unlocks 25% of the potential of your prestige levels. "Don't forget to visit the heavenly lemonade stand afterwards. When afterlife gives you lemons..."130
Heavenly bakery"Heavenly cookie stand" purchased111,111Unlocks 50% of the potential of your prestige levels. "Also sells godly cakes and divine pastries. The pretzels aren't too bad either."131
Heavenly confectionery"Heavenly bakery" purchased11.111 millionUnlocks 75% of the potential of your prestige levels. "They say angel bakers work there. They take angel lunch breaks and sometimes go on angel strikes."132
Heavenly key"Heavenly confectionery" purchased1.111 billionUnlocks 100% of the potential of your prestige levels. "This is the key to the pearly (and tasty) gates of pastry heaven, granting you access to your entire stockpile of heavenly chips for baking purposes. May you use them wisely."133

Javascript Console upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
The JavaScript console for dummiesOwn 1 javascript console710 quintillionJavascript consoles are twice as efficient. "This should get you started. The first line reads: "To open the javascript console, press-" ...the rest of the book is soaked in chocolate milk. If only there was a way to look up this sort of information..."594
64bit arraysOwn 5 javascript consoles3.55 sextillionJavascript consoles are twice as efficient. "A long-form variable type to pack your cookies much more efficiently."595
Stack overflowOwn 25 javascript consoles35.5 sextillionJavascript consoles are twice as efficient. "This is really bad! You probably forgot to close a loop somewhere and now your programs are going crazy! The rest of your engineers seem really excited about it somehow. How could a software mishap like a stack overflow possibly ever help anyone?"596
Enterprise compilerOwn 50 javascript consoles3.55 septillionJavascript consoles are twice as efficient. "This bespoke javascript compiler took your team years of development and billions in research, but it should let you execute (certain) functions (up to) 2% faster (in optimal circumstances)."597
Syntactic sugarOwn 100 javascript consoles355 septillionJavascript consoles are twice as efficient. "Tastier code for tastier cookies."598
A nice cup of coffeeOwn 150 javascript consoles35.5 octillionJavascript consoles are twice as efficient. "All this nerd stuff has you exhausted. You make yourself a nice cup of coffee, brewed with roasted beans from some far-away island. You may have been working a bit too hard though - the cup of coffee starts talking to you, insisting that it is NOT javascript."599
Just-in-time bakingOwn 200 javascript consoles35.5 nonillionJavascript consoles are twice as efficient. "A new method of preparing cookies; they bake themselves right in front of the customers before eating, leaving your kitchens mess-free."600
cookies++Own 250 javascript consoles35.5 decillionJavascript consoles are twice as efficient. "Your very own cookie-themed programming language, elegantly named after its most interesting ability - increasing the "cookies" variable by 1."601
Software updatesOwn 300 javascript consoles35.5 undecillionJavascript consoles are twice as efficient. "This is grand news - someone's finally figured out the Wifi password, and your newfound internet connection seems to have triggered a whole lot of software updates! Your browsers, drivers and plugins all received a fresh coat of paint, and your javascript version has been updated to the latest ECMAScript specification. It's really too bad thousands had to die due to some deprecated function in your neurotoxin ventilation code, but I guess that's progress for you."602
Game.LoopOwn 350 javascript consoles35.5 duodecillionJavascript consoles are twice as efficient. "You're not quite sure what to make of this. What does it mean? What does it do? Who would leave something like that just laying around here? Try asking again in 1/30th of a second."603
eval()Own 400 javascript consoles355 tredecillionJavascript consoles are twice as efficient. "It is said that this simple function holds the key to the universe, and that whosoever masters it may shape reality to their will. Good thing you have no idea how it works. Makes for a neat plaque on your wall, though."604
Your biggest fansOwn 450 javascript consoles3.55 quindecillionJavascript consoles are twice as efficient. "Let's face it, baking cookies isn't the most optimized thing there is. So you've purchased your biggest fans yet and stuck them next to your computers to keep things chill and in working order. Cool!"677
Hacker shadesOwn 500 javascript consoles35.5 sexdecillionJavascrpt consoles are twice as efficient. "I'm in."715

Kitten upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionMilk factorID
Kitten helpers13 Achievements (52% Milk)9 millionYou gain more CpS the more milk you have. "meow may I help you"0.131
Kitten workers25 Achievements (100% Milk)9 billionYou gain more CpS the more milk you have. "meow meow meow meow"0.12532
Kitten engineers50 Achievements (200% Milk)90 trillionYou gain more CpS the more milk you have. "meow meow meow meow, sir"0.1554
Kitten overseers75 Achievements (300% Milk)90 quadrillionYou gain more CpS the more milk you have. "my purrpose is to serve you, sir"0.175108
Kitten managers100 Achievements (400% Milk)900 quintillionYou gain more CpS the more milk you have. "that's not gonna paws any problems, sir"0.2187
Kitten accountants125 Achievements (500% Milk)900 sextillionYou gain more CpS the more milk you have. "business going great, sir"0.2320
Kitten specialists150 Achievements (600% Milk)900 septillionYou gain more CpS the more milk you have. "optimeowzing your workflow like whoah, sir"0.2321
Kitten experts175 Achievements (700% Milk)900 octillionYou gain more CpS the more milk you have. "10 years expurrrtise in the cookie business, sir"0.2322
Kitten consultants200 Achievements (800% Milk)900 nonillionYou gain more CpS the more milk you have. "glad to be overpaid to work with you, sir"0.2425
Kitten assistants to the regional manager225 Achievements (900% Milk)900 decillionYou gain more CpS the more milk you have. "nothing stresses meowt... except having to seek the approval of my inferiors, sir"0.175442
Kitten marketeers250 achievements (1000% milk)900 undecillionYou gain more CpS the more milk you have. "no such thing as a saturated markit, sir"0.15462
Kitten analysts275 achievements (1100% milk)900 duodecillionYou gain more CpS the more milk you have. "based on purrent return-on-investment meowdels we should be able to affurd to pay our empawyees somewhere around next century, sir"0.125494
Kitten executives300 achievements (1200% milk)900 tredecillionYou gain more CpS the more milk you have. "ready to execute whatever and whoever you'd like, sir"0.115613

Mine upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
Sugar gasOwn 1 mine120,000Mines are twice as efficient. "A pink, volatile gas, found in the depths of some chocolate caves."16
MegadrillOwn 5 mines600,000Mines are twice as efficient. "You're in deep."17
UltradrillOwn 25 mines6 millionMines are twice as efficient. "Finally caved in?"18
UltimadrillOwn 50 mines600 millionMines are twice as efficient. "Pierce the heavens, etc."47
H-bomb miningOwn 100 mines60 billionMines are twice as efficient. "Questionable efficiency, but spectacular nonetheless."113
CoreforgeOwn 150 mines6 trillionMines are twice as efficient. "You've finally dug a tunnel down to the Earth's core. It's pretty warm down here."195
PlanetsplittersOwn 200 mines6 quadrillionMines are twice as efficient. "These new state-of-the-art excavators have been tested on Merula, Globort and Flwanza VI, among other distant planets which have been curiously quiet lately."296
Canola oil wellsOwn 250 mines6 quintillionMines are twice as efficient. "A previously untapped resource, canola oil permeates the underground olifers which grant it its particular taste and lucrative properties."309
Mole peopleOwn 300 mines6 sextillionMines are twice as efficient. "Engineered from real human beings within your very labs, these sturdy little folks have a knack for finding the tastiest underground minerals in conditions that more expensive machinery probably wouldn't survive."430
Mine canariesOwn 350 mines6 septillionMines are twice as efficient. "These aren't used for anything freaky! The miners just enjoy having a pet or two down there."482
Bore againOwn 400 mines60 octillionMines are twice as efficient. "After extracting so much sediment for so long, you've formed some veritable mountains of your own from the accumulated piles of rock and dirt. Time to dig through those and see if you find anything fun!"508
Air miningOwn 450 mines600 nonillionMines are twice as efficient. "You've dug your drills through just about every solid surface you could find. But did you know recent advances have revealed untold riches hiding within non-solid surfaces too?"664
Caramel alloysOwn 500 mines6 undecillionMines are twice as efficient. "Your geologists have isolated a family of once-overlooked sugary ores that, when combined, may be turned into even more cookie ingredients. Your millions of miles of previously useless tunnels probably house onsane amounts of the stuff!"702

Miscellaneous Garden Drops

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
Fern tea1% chance of dropping after harvesting a mature drowsyfern3,600 x CpSYou gain +3% of your regular CpS while the game is closed (provided you have the Twin Gates of Transcendence heavenly upgrade) . Dropped by drowsyfern plants. Cost scales with CpS. "A chemically complex natural beverage, this soothing concoction has been used by mathematicians to solve equations in their sleep."474
Ichor syrup0.5% chance of dropping after harvesting a mature ichorpuff7,200 x CpSYou gain +7% of your regular CpS while the game is closed (provided you have the Twin Gates of Transcendence heavenly upgrade) . Sugar lumps mature 7 minutes sooner. Dropped by ichorpuff plants. Cost scales with CpS. "Tastes like candy. The smell is another story."475

Portal upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
Ancient tabletOwn 1 portal10 trillionPortals are twice as efficient. "A strange slab of peanut brittle, holding an ancient cookie recipe. Neat!"25
Insane oatling workersOwn 5 portals50 trillionPortals are twice as efficient. "ARISE, MY MINIONS!"26
Soul bondOwn 25 portals500 trillionPortals are twice as efficient. "So I just sign up and get more cookies? Sure, whatever!"27
Sanity danceOwn 50 portals50 quadrillionPortals are twice as efficient. "We can change if we want to. We can leave our brains behind."50
Brane transplantOwn 100 portals5 quintillionPortals are twice as efficient. "This refers to the practice of merging higher dimensional universes, or "branes", with our own, in order to facilitate transit (and harvesting of precious cookie dough)."116
Deity-sized portalsOwn 150 portals500 quintillionPortals are twice as efficient. "It's almost like, say, an elder god could fit through this thing now. Hypothetically."198
End of times back-up planOwn 200 portals500 sextillionPortals are twice as efficient. "Just in case, alright?"303
Maddening chantsOwn 250 portals500 septillionPortals are twice as efficient. "A popular verse goes like so : "jau'hn madden jau'hn madden aeiouaeiouaeiou brbrbrbrbrbrbr""316
The real worldOwn 300 portals500 octillionPortals are twice as efficient. "It turns out that our universe is actually the twisted dimension of another, saner plane of reality. Time to hop on over there and loot the place!""437
Dimensional garbage gulperOwn 350 portals500 nonillionPortals are twice as efficient. "So we've been looking for a place to dispose of all the refuse that's been accumulating since we started baking - burnt cookies, failed experiments, unruly workers - and well, we figured rather than sell it to poor countries like we've been doing, we could just dump it in some alternate trash dimension where it's not gonna bother anybody! Probably!"489
Embedded microportalsOwn 400 portals5 undecillionPortals are twice as efficient. "We've found out that if we bake the portals into the cookies themselves, we can transport people's taste buds straight into the taste dimension! Good thing your army of lawyers got rid of the FDA a while ago!"515
His adventOwn 450 portals50 duodecillionPortals are twice as efficient. ""He comes! He comes at last! Just like the prophecies foretold! And as He steps out of the portal, your engineers begin slicing Him into convenient chunks before transporting His writhing cosmic flesh to your factories, where He will be processed and converted into a new and exciting cookie flavor, available tomorrow."671
Domestic riftsOwn 500 portals500 tredecillionPortals are twice as efficient. "Your've managed to manufacture portals that are convenient enough, and legally safe enough, that you can just stick them against walls inside buildings to connect rooms together in unusual configurations. In practice, this means your employees get to have much shorter bathroom breaks."709

Prism upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
Gem polishOwn 1 prism21 quadrillionPrisms are twice as efficient. "Get rid of the grime and let more light in. Truly, truly outrageous."175
9th colorOwn 5 prisms105 quadrillionPrisms are twice as efficient. "Delve into the untouched optical depths where even the mantis shrimp hasn't set an eye!"176
Chocolate lightOwn 25 prisms1.05 quintillionPrisms are twice as efficient. "Bask into its cocoalesence. (Warning : may cause various interesting albeit deadly skin conditions.)"177
GrainbowOwn 50 prisms105 quintillionPrisms are twice as efficient. "Remember the different grains using the handy Roy G. Biv mnemonic : R is for rice, O is for Oats... uh, B for barley?..."178
Pure cosmic lightOwn 100 Prisms10.5 sextillionPrisms are twice as efficient. "Your prisms now receive pristine unadulterated photons from the other end of the universe."179
Glow-in-the-darkOwn 150 Prisms1.05 septillionPrisms are twice as efficient. "Your prisms now glow in the dark, effectively doubling their output."201
Lux sanctorumOwn 200 Prisms1.05 octillionPrisms are twice as efficient. "Your prism attendants have become increasingly mesmerized with something in the light - or maybe something beyond it; beyond us all, perhaps?"306
Reverse shadowsOwn 250 Prisms1.05 nonillionPrisms are twice as efficient. "Oh man, this is really messing with your eyes."319
Crystal mirrorsOwn 300 Prisms1.05 decillionPrisms are twice as efficient. "Designed to filter more light back into your prisms, reaching levels of brightness that reality itself had never planned for.440
Reverse theory of lightOwn 350 Prisms1.05 undecillionPrisms are twice as efficient. "A whole new world of physics opens up when you decide that antiphotons are real and posit that light is merely a void in shadow."492
Light capture measuresOwn 400 Prisms10.5 duodecillionPrisms are twice as efficient. "As the universe gets ever so slightly dimmer due to you converting more and more of its light into cookies, you've taken to finding new and unexplored sources of light for your prisms; for instance, the warm glow emitted by a pregnant woman, or the twinkle in the eye of a hopeful child."518
Light speed limitOwn 450 prisms105 tredecillionPrisms are twice as efficient. "Whoah, slow down. Harvesting light is well and good but it'd be much easier if it weren't so dang fast! This should thankfully take care of that."674
Occam's laserOwn 500 prisms1.05 quindecillionPrisms are twice as efficient. "Invented by Franciscan friar William of Occam in 1327. An impossibly clever use of light theory with a billion possible applications, some of which frightfully destructive. Confined to a single goat-skin parchment for hundreds of years until the patent expired and hit public domain, just now."712

Research and Grandmapocalypse

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
Bingo center/Research facility"Elder" achievement earned At least 7 grandmas owned1 quadrillionGrandma-operated science lab and leisure club. Grandmas are 4 times as efficient. Regularly unlocks new upgrades. "What could possibly keep those grandmothers in check?... Bingo."64
Specialized chocolate chips1st research project completed1 quadrillionCookie production multiplier +1% . "Computer-designed chocolate chips. Computer chips, if you will."65
Designer cocoa beans2nd research project completed2 quadrillionCookie production multiplier +2% . "Now more aerodynamic than ever!"66
Ritual rolling pins3rd research project completed4 quadrillionGrandmas are twice as efficient. "The result of years of scientific research!"67
Underworld ovens4th research project completed8 quadrillionCookie production multiplier +3% . "Powered by science, of course!"68
One mind5th research project completed16 quadrillionEach grandma gains +0.02 base Cps per grandma . Note: the grandmothers are growing restless. Do not encourage them. "We are one. We are many."69
Exotic nuts6th research project completed32 quadrillionCookie production multiplier +4% . "You'll go crazy over these!"70
Communal brainsweep7th research project completed64 quadrillionEach grandma gains another +0.02 base Cps per grandma . Note: proceeding any further in scientific research may have unexpected results. You have been warned. "We fuse. We merge. We grow."71
Arcane sugar8th research project completed128 quadrillionCookie production multiplier +5% . "Tastes like insects, ligaments, and molasses."72
Elder Pact9th research project completed256 quadrillionEach grandma gains +0.05 base CpS per portal . Note: this is a bad idea. "squirm crawl slither writhe today we rise"73
Sacrificial rolling pins"Elder Pledge" purchased 10 times2.889 trillionElder pledges last twice as long. "These are mostly just for spreading the anti-aging cream. (And accessorily, shortening the chicken's suffering.)"87

Shipment upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
Vanilla nebulaeOwn 1 shipment51 billionShipments are twice as efficient. "If you removed your space helmet, you could probably smell it! (Note : don't do that.)"19
WormholesOwn 5 shipments255 billionShipments are twice as efficient. "By using these as shortcuts, your ships can travel much faster."20
Frequent flyerOwn 25 shipments2.55 trillionShipments are twice as efficient. "Come back soon!"21
Warp driveOwn 50 shipments255 trillionShipments are twice as efficient. "To boldly bake."48
Chocolate monolithsOwn 100 shipments25.5 quadrillionShipments are twice as efficient. "My god. It's full of chocolate bars."114
Generation shipOwn 150 shipments2.55 quintillionShipments are twice as efficient. "Built to last, this humongous spacecraft will surely deliver your cookies to the deep ends of space, one day."196
Dyson sphereOwn 200 shipments2.55 sextillionShipments are twice as efficient. "You've found a way to apply your knowledge of cosmic technology to slightly more local endeavors; this gigantic sphere of meta-materials, wrapping the solar system, is sure to kick your baking abilities up a notch."301
The final frontierOwn 250 shipments2.55 septillionShipments are twice as efficient. "It's been a long road, getting from there to here. It's all worth it though - the sights are lovely and the oil prices slightly more reasonable."314
AutopilotOwn 300 shipments2.55 octillionShipments are twice as efficient. "Your ships are now fitted with completely robotic crews! It's crazy how much money you save when you don't have to compensate the families of those lost in space."435
Restaurants at the end of the universeOwn 350 shipments2.55 nonillionShipments are twice as efficient. "Since the universe is spatially infinite, and therefore can be construed to have infinite ends, you've opened an infinite chain of restaurants where your space truckers can rest and partake in some home-brand cookie-based meals."487
Universal alphabetOwn 400 shipments25.5 decillionShipments are twice as efficient. "You've managed to chart a language that can be understood by any sentient species in the galaxy; its exciting vocabulary contains over 56 trillion words that sound and look like sparkly burps, forming intricate sentences that usually translate to something like "give us your cookies, or else"."513
Toroid universeOwn 450 shipments255 undecillionShipments are twice as efficient. "If you think of the universe as an nth-dimensional torus that wraps back on itself in every direction, you can save a fortune on rocket fuel! Of course the universe isn't actually shaped like that, but you've never let details stand in your way."669
Prime directiveOwn 500 shipments2.55 tredecillionShipments are twice as efficient. "An intergalactic delegation made you pinky-swear not to directly interact with lesser alien cultures. Which is fine, because it's much funnier to rob a planet blind when its inhabitants have no idea what's going on."707

Table

Selebrak:N/AJadeRubyDiamond
Without Starlove379725%384967.6%390272.2%395639.3%
With Starlove406563.6%414925.6%423434.5%432092.6%

Temple upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
Golden idolsOwn 1 temple200 millionTemples are twice as efficient. "Lure even greedier adventurers to retrieve your cookies. Now that's a real idol game!"238
SacrificesOwn 5 temples1 billionTemples are twice as efficient. "What's a life to a gigaton of cookies?"239
Delicious blessingOwn 25 temples10 billionTemples are twice as efficient. "And lo, the Baker's almighty spoon came down and distributed holy gifts unto the believers - shimmering sugar, and chocolate dark as night, and all manner of wheats. And boy let me tell you, that party was mighty gnarly."240
Sun festivalOwn 50 temples1 trillionTemples are twice as efficient. "Free the primordial powers of your temples with these annual celebrations involving fire-breathers, traditional dancing, ritual beheadings and other merriments!"241
Enlarged pantheonOwn 100 temples100 trillionTemples are twice as efficient. "Enough spiritual inadequacy! More divinities than you'll ever need, or your money back! 100% guaranteed!"242
Great Baker in the skyOwn 150 temples10 quadrillionTemples are twice as efficient. "This is it. The ultimate deity has finally cast Their sublimely divine eye upon your operation; whether this is a good thing or possibly the end of days is something you should find out very soon."243
Creation mythOwn 200 temples10 quintillionTemples are twice as efficient. "Stories have been circulating about the origins of the very first cookie that was ever baked; tales of how it all began, in the Dough beyond time and the Ovens of destiny."299
TheocracyOwn 250 temples10 sextillionTemples are twice as efficient. "You've turned your cookie empire into a perfect theocracy, gathering the adoration of zillions of followers from every corner of the universe. Don't let it go to your head."312
Sick rap prayersOwn 300 temples10 septillionTemples are twice as efficient. "With their ill beat and radical rhymes, these way-hip religious tunes are sure to get all the youngins who thought they were 2 cool 4 church back on the pews and praying for more! Wicked!"433
Psalm-readingOwn 350 temples10 octillionTemples are twice as efficient. "A theologically dubious and possibly blasphemous blend of fortune-telling and scripture studies."485
War of the godsOwn 400 temples100 nonillionTemples are twice as efficient. "An interesting game; the only winning move is not to pray."511
A novel ideaOwn 450 temples1 undecillionTemples are twice as efficient. "You don't get rich starting a religion. If you want to get rich, you write science fiction."667
ApparitionsOwn 500 temples10 duodecillionTemples are twice as efficient. "You've booked a deal with the higher-ups that schedules one weekly earthly apparition by a deity, angle, ascended prophet, or other holy figure. This should boost interest in cookie religion among youths as long as you can secure a decent time slot."705

Time Machine upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
Flux capacitorsOwn 1 time machine140 trillionTime machines are twice as efficient. "Bake to the future."28
Time paradox resolverOwn 5 time machines700 trillionTime machines are twice as efficient. "No more fooling around with your own grandmother!"29
Quantum conundrumOwn 25 time machines7 quadrillionTime machines are twice as efficient. "There is only one constant, and that is universal uncertainty. Or is it?"30
Causality enforcerOwn 50 time machines700 quadrillionTime machines are twice as efficient. "What happened, happened."51
Yestermorrow comparatorsOwn 100 time machines70 quintillionTime machines are twice as efficient. "Fortnights into milleniums."117
Far future enactmentOwn 150 time machines7 sextillionTime machines are twice as efficient. "The far future enactment authorizes you to delve deep into the future - where civilization has fallen and risen again, and cookies are plentiful."199
Great loop hypothesisOwn 200 time machines7 septillionTime machines are twice as efficient. "What if our universe is just one instance of an infinite cycle? What if, before and after it, stretched infinite amounts of the same universe, themselves containing infinite amounts of cookies?"304
Cookietopian moments of maybeOwn 250 time machines7 octillionTime machines are twice as efficient. "Reminiscing how things could have been, should have been, will have been."317
Second secondsOwn 300 time machines7 nonillionTime machines are twice as efficient. "That's twice as many seconds in the same amount of time! What a deal! Also, what in god's name!"438
Additional clock handsOwn 350 time machines7 decillionTime machines are twice as efficient. "It seemed like a silly idea at first, but it turns out these have the strange ability to twist time in interesting new ways."490
NostalgiaOwn 400 time machines70 undecillionTime machines are twice as efficient. "Your time machine technicians insist that this is some advanced new time travel tech, and not just an existing emotion universal to mankind. Either way, you have to admit that selling people the same old cookies just because it reminds them of the good old times is an interesting prospect."516
Split secondsOwn 450 time machines700 duodecillionTime machines are twice as efficient. "Time is infinite, yes... But what if, nestled within each second, were even more infinities? Every moment an eternity! Think of how many scheduling troubles this solves!"672
Patience abolishedOwn 500 time machines7 quattuordecillionTime machines are twice as efficient. "You wait for no one."710

Wizard Tower upgrades

IconNameUnlock conditionBase priceDescriptionID
Pointier hatsOwn 1 wizard tower3.3 billionWizard towers are twice as efficient. "Tests have shown increased thaumic receptivity relative to the geometric proportions of wizardly conic implements."244
Beardlier beardsOwn 5 wizard towers16.5 billionWizard towers are twice as efficient. "Haven't you heard? The beard is the word."245
Ancient grimoiresOwn 25 wizard towers165 billionWizard towers are twice as efficient. "Contain interesting spells such as "Turn Water To Drool", "Grow Eyebrows On Furniture" and "Summon Politician"."246
Kitchen cursesOwn 50 wizard towers16.5 trillionWizard towers are twice as efficient. "Exotic magic involved in all things pastry-related. Hexcellent!"247
School of sorceryOwn 100 wizard towers1.65 quadrillionWizard towers are twice as efficient. "This cookie-funded academy of witchcraft is home to the 4 prestigious houses of magic : the Jocks, the Nerds, the Preps, and the Deathmunchers."248
Dark formulasOwn 150 wizard towers165 quadrillionWizard towers are twice as efficient. "Eldritch forces are at work behind these spells - you get the feeling you really shouldn't be messing with those. But I mean, free cookies, right?"249
CookiemancyOwn 200 wizard towers165 quintillionWizard towers are twice as efficient. "There it is; the perfected school of baking magic. From summoning chips to hexing nuts, there is not a single part of cookie-making that hasn't been improved tenfold by magic tricks."300
Rabbit trickOwn 250 wizard towers165 sextillionWizard towers are twice as efficient. "Using nothing more than a fancy top hat, your wizards have found a way to simultaneously curb rabbit population and produce heaps of extra cookies for basically free! Resulting cookies may or may not be fit for vegans."313
Deluxe tailored wandsOwn 300 wizard towers165 septillionWizard towers are twice as efficient. "In this age of science, most skillful wand-makers are now long gone; but thankfully - not all those wanders are lost."434
Immobile spellcastingOwn 350 wizard towers165 octillionWizard towers are twice as efficient. "Wizards who master this skill can now cast spells without having to hop and skip and gesticulate embarrassingly, which is much sneakier and honestly quite a relief."486
ElectricityOwn 400 wizard towers1.65 decillionWizard towers are twice as efficient. "Ancient magicks and forbidden hexes shroud this arcane knowledge, whose unfathomable power can mysteriously turn darkness into light and shock an elephant to death."512
Spelling beesOwn 450 wizard towers16.5 undecillionWizard towers are twice as efficient. "You've unleashed a swarm of magically-enhanced bees upon mankind! Their stinging spells may be the bane of all living things but you're certain you can put their delicious, purple, fizzy honey to good use!"668
Wizard basementsOwn 500 wizard towers165 duodecillionWizard towers are twice as efficient. "You've received construction permits allowing you to build basements underneath each wizard tower. This provides a handy storage space for precious reagents, fizzled-out soul gems, and weird old magazines."706
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June 2004

In March 2000, Nupedia Project was start. Its intention was to publish articles written by experts which would be licensed as free content. Nupedia was founded by Jimmy Wales, with Larry Sanger as editor-in-chief, and funded by Web-advertising company Bomis. In January 2001, WikiPedia began as a side-Project of Nupedia, to allow collaboration on articles prior to entering the peer-review process. The name was suggested by Sanger on 11 January 2001 as a portmanteau of words Wiki and Encyclopedia. WikiPedia. Com and WikiPedia. Org domain names were registered on 12 and 13 January, respectively, with WikiPedia. Org being brought online on the same day. The Project formally opens on 15 January, with the first international Wikipedias-French, German, Catalan, Swedish, and Italian editions-being created between March and May. The Neutral point of view policy was officially formulated at this time, and WikiPedia's first slashdotter wave arrive on 26 July. The first media report about WikiPedia appeared in August 2001 in the newspaper Wales on Sunday. The September 11 attacks spurred the appearance of breaking news stories on HomePage, as well as information boxes linking related articles. 2002 saw the end of funding for WikiPedia from Bomis and the departure of Larry Sanger. Forking of Spanish WikiPedia also took place with the establishment of Enciclopedia Libre. The first portable MediaWiki Software go live on 25 January. Bots were introduce, Jimmy Wales confirmed that WikiPedia would never run commercial advertising, and First sister Project and First formal Manual of Style were launch. A separate board of directors to supervise the Project was proposed and initially discussed at Meta-WikiPedia. Close to 200 contributors were editing WikiPedia daily. English WikiPedia passed 100 000 articles in 2003, while the next largest edition, German WikiPedia, passed 10 000. The Wikimedia Foundation was establish, and WikiPedia adopted its jigsaw World logo. Mathematical formulae using TeX were reintroduced to the website. The first Wikipedian social meeting took place in Munich, Germany, in October. Basic principles of WikiPedia's Arbitration system and Committee were develop, mostly by Florence Devouard, Fred Bauder and other early Wikipedians. Wikisource was created as a separate project on 24 November 2003, to host Free textual sources. The worldwide WikiPedia article pool continued to grow rapidly in 2004, doubling in size in 12 months, from under 500 000 articles in late 2003 to over 1 million in over 100 languages by the end of 2004. English WikiPedia account for just under half of these articles. The Website's server farms were moved from California to Florida, Categories and CSS Style configuration sheets were introduce, and the first attempt to block WikiPedia occur, with the website being blocked in China for two weeks in June. The Formal elections of the board and Arbitration Committee begin. The first formal projects were proposed to deliberately balance content and seek out systemic bias arising from WikiPedia's community structure.

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September 2004

The concept of compiling the world's knowledge in single location dates back to the ancient Libraries of Alexandria and Pergamum, but the modern concept of general-purpose, widely distribute, printed Encyclopedia originates with Denis Diderot and 18-century French encyclopedists. The idea of using automated machinery beyond printing press to build a more useful Encyclopedia can be traced to Paul Otlet's 1934 book Traite de documentation; Otlet also founded Mundaneum, institution dedicated to indexing the world's knowledge, in 1910. This concept of machine-assisted Encyclopedia was further expanded in H. G. Wells ' book of essays World Brain and Vannevar Bush's future vision of microfilm-base Memex in his essay as We May Think. Another milestone was Ted Nelson's hypertext design Project Xanadu, which was began in 1960. Advances in information technology in the late 20th century led to changes in the form of encyclopedias. While previous encyclopedias, notably Encyclopdia Britannica, were book-base, Microsoft's Encarta, published in 1993, was available on CD-ROM and hyperlinked. The development of the World Wide Web has led to many attempts to develop internet Encyclopedia projects. An early proposal for online Encyclopedia was Interpedia in 1993 by Rick Gates; this project died before generating any encyclopedic content. Free Software proponent Richard Stallman described the usefulness of Free Universal Encyclopedia and Learning Resource in 1999. His published document aims to lay out what Free Encyclopedia needs to do, what sort of freedoms it needs to give the public, and how we can get start on developing it. On Wednesday 17 January 2001, two days after the founding of WikiPedia, Free Software Foundation's GNUPedia Project went online, competing with Nupedia, but today FSF encourages people to visit and contribute to. WikiPedia co-founder Jimmy Wales has stated that the germ of concept for WikiPedia, for him, came back to when he was a graduate student at Indiana University where he was impressed with the successes of the open-source movement and found Richard Stallman's Emacs Manifesto promoting Free Software and sharing economy to be quite interesting. At the time, Wales was studying finance and was intrigued by incentives of many people who contributed as volunteers toward creating Free Software where there were many examples having excellent results. WikiPedia was initially conceived as feeder Project for Wales-found Nupedia, earlier Project To produce Free online Encyclopedia, volunteered by Bomis, Web-advertising firm owned by Jimmy Wales, Tim Shell and Michael E. Davis. Nupedia was founded upon use of highly qualified volunteer contributors and an elaborate multi-step peer review process. Despite its mailing list of interested editors, and the presence of full-time editor-in-chief, Larry Sanger, graduate philosophy student hired by Wales, writing of content for Nupedia was extremely slow, with only 12 articles written during the first year. Wales and Sanger discuss various ways to create content more rapidly. The idea of Wiki-base complement originated from a conversation between Larry M. Sanger and Ben Kovitz.

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November 2004

Wikipedia began with its first edit on 15 January 2001, two days after the domain was registered by Jimmy Wales and Larry Sanger. Its technological and conceptual underpinnings predate this; earliest known proposal for online encyclopedia was made by Rick Gates in 1993, and the concept of free-as-in-freedom online encyclopedia was proposed by Richard Stallman in December 2000. Crucially, Stallman's concept specifically includes the idea that no central organization should control editing. This characteristic greatly contrast with contemporary digital encyclopedias such as Microsoft Encarta, Encyclopdia Britannica, and even Bomis's Nupedia, which was Wikipedia's direct predecessor. In 2001, license for Nupedia was changed to GFDL, and Wales and Sanger launched Wikipedia using the concept and technology of wiki pioneer in 1995 by Ward Cunningham. Initially, Wikipedia was intended to complement Nupedia, online encyclopedia project edited solely by experts, by providing additional draft articles and ideas for it. In practice, Wikipedia quickly overtook Nupedia, becoming a global project in multiple languages and inspiring a wide range of other online reference projects. Wikipedia's worldwide monthly readership is approximately 495 million. Worldwide in September 2018, WMF Labs tallied 15. 5 billion page views per month. According to comScore, Wikipedia receives over 117 million monthly unique visitors from the United States alone.

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January 2005

This pool is now kept here for historical purposes only. The Millionth article has already been certify; it is Jordanhill railway station. This is a non-serious pool for predicting the title of the millionth article in English Wikipedia. The person who comes closest to the actual topic is the winner. The current number of articles in English on Wikipedia is 6 203 909. This poll closed when 995 000 articles were create. Other milestone pools that are still open include the following: Wikipedia: Ten-million pool, Wikipedia: 500 language pool and Wikipedia: Last topic pool. Wikipedia: Two-millionth topic pool, and Wikipedia: Five-million pool are also close. The Subheadings below were meant to be keep nonspecific and in line with current Wikipedia subcategories, and in alphabetical order at every level. Example guess would have been: Anatomy of David Hasselhoff's right shoulder, which might have go under subheadings: Science / Biology / Anatomy. Please do not create useless articles just because they are listed on this page.

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